Sunday, September 4, 2011

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones review.

This is the review for tar Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones requested by throughtwoblueeyes .

Just like the other Star Wars reviews this one is going to be little different than other reviews because we are super huge Star Wars fans so we can't write a critical review so if you don't like Star Wars you will hate this review.

The Star Wars prequells are not as good as the original but what could.

If you have seen the movie please give it any score from 1 to 10 (you can give a higher score than 10 because it is Star Wars).

Directed by: George Lucas
Genre: Sci-Fi, Action Adventure
Release date: May 21, 1980
Running Time: 133 minutes
MMPA rating: PG

The Good: Sixth best movie of all time, Yoda used his Lightsaber, Everything, Great cast, Special effects great, Never a dull moment, Best soundtrack of all time, Some very funny scenes, Lots of other great things, We don't care what you say Hayden Christensen was good as Anakin.

Plot: The Galactic Republic is in turmoil following the invasion of Naboo 10 years ago, and Count Dooku (Christopher Lee) has now organized a Separatist movement against the Republic. The Republic, in hopes of creating an army to assist the Jedi, has Senator Padmé Amidala return to Coruscant to cast a vote. Upon her arrival, she escapes an assassination attempt. Supreme Chancellor Palpatine assigns Obi-Wan Kenobi and his apprentice Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) to protect her. Obi-Wan and Anakin subdue the assassin during another assassination attempt. However, the assassin is killed by her employer, using a poisonous dart manufactured on the planet Kamino. Returning to the Jedi Temple, Obi-Wan is assigned to investigate the identity of the employer, while Anakin is assigned to escort and accompany Padmé to her home planet of Naboo. Anakin relishes the opportunity to spend time with her, and they fall in love. In investigating the remote ocean planet of Kamino, Obi-Wan discovers that it has been removed from the navigation maps of the Jedi archives. Yoda reveals that such a thing could only have been done by a Jedi, suggesting that a conspiracy is afoot. Obi-Wan then heads to Kamino, where he discovers that an army of clone troopers is being secretly produced for the Republic, using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett (Temuera Morrison) as their genetic template. Realizing that Jango is the employer, Obi-Wan tracks Jango and his son Boba (Daniel Logan) to Geonosis, a desert planet used for creating droids. Meanwhile, Anakin becomes troubled by premonitions of his mother Shmi in pain. Despite Obi-Wan's orders to remain on Naboo, Anakin persuades Padmé to accompany him to Tatooine. After finding Shmi—tortured to death by a tribe of Tusken Raiders—Anakin snaps and kills the entire tribe before burying his mother. Watch the movie to see what happens next.

Plot:10/10- Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones has a great plot that shows Anakin path to the dark side.

Action: 1000000000000000000000000000000000/10- Yoda used a Lightsaber, The Lightsaber battle was epic, Lot of great sci-fi action adventure through out the movie., The Duel of Fates fight scene at the end was amazing.

Acting: 10000000000/10- Hayden Christensen acted like what I think Luke woukd have acted if he were to fall to the Dark Side, Ewan McGregor was the perfect pick for Obi-Wan,

Special effects: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10- The special effects were great.

Soundtrack: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10- We have never heard a better soundtrack.

Comedy: 8.7/10- Not as funny as the originals but it did have some funny parts.

Overall: 100/10- Star Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones is probably our lest favorite of all the Star Wars movies but still a great movie that you need to see.

Closing comments: If you have not seen this movie stop what you are doing and go to the nearest store that sells movies and go buy it or rent it online right now it is that good of a movie.

Recommended for: If you are human (aliens will like it too) watch the movie. We can't recommend this movie more.


  1. I absolutely love almost everything about this movie except Hayden. To me, he's just a crappy actor. Very one dimensional.

  2. I love Star Wars (no duh hunh?) and out of the prequels TPM is my favorits.

  3. very good movie. love the ending. still natalie's #1 fan! hayden is not a crappy actor. love the guy. no rudeness intended, qui. i will admit the third film just wasn't my cup of tea. it made me cry. can't watch it now because of that.

  4. @Qui: Thanks for your comment.

    @Sophia: I would have to say Ep. III is my favorite of the prequels.

    @Aalya Rain: I am glad I am not the only one who doesn't hate me.

  5. I absolutely LOVE this movie!!!
    Yeah and I like Hayden too!! :)

  6. i don't hate u james and jake. so SORRY!!!!!

  7. Good review. It is a very good film although not my favorite because I couldn't get over how whiny Anakin was---although I have nothing against the actor. I agree that Obi-Wan is awesome!!!

    Favorite scenes were with Threepio and Artoo! :P

    I give this a rating of 100000000000000000000000000000000000 out of ten. :P

    ~Jamie Joyce


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