Saturday, July 23, 2011

Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back review.

This is the review for Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back requested by throughtwoblueeyes .

Just like the other Star Wars reviews this one is going to be little different than other reviews because we are super huge Star Wars fans so we can't write a critical review so if you don't like Star Wars you will hate this review.

If you have seen the movie please give it any score from 1 to 10 (you can give a higher score than 10 because it is Star Wars).

Directed by: Irvin Kershner.
Genre: Sci-Fi, Action Adventure
Release date: May 21, 1980
Running Time: 129mins
MMPA rating: PG

The Good: Best movie of all time, Darker that the first, Best of all the Star Wars movies, Great opening scene, Perfect ending, The perfect movie, Hoth battle was epic, Luke vs. Vader battle was awesome, Luke training was cool, First movie that Yoda is in, First movie that Boba Fett was in in, First movie that Lando Calrissian, So many great new characters Everything, Best cast of all time, Special effects look better than a lot of movies today, Never a dull moment, Best soundtrack of all time, Best movie of all time, Han Solo is the best movie hero of all time, Darth Vader is the best movie villain of all time, Some very funny scenes, The most revolutionary movie of all time,Perfection, Lots of other great things,

Plot: It takes place right after the first movie. We can't tell you the plot for this movie because it will spoil the plot for the first Star Wars movie. Click here to read the review for the first Star Wars movie.

Plot:10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10- The plot is darker and better than the original.

Action: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10- The Lightsaber battle was epic, Opening Hoth scene was awesome, Lot of great sci-fi action adventure through out the movie.

Acting: 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10- You can't get better than this.

Special effects: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10- The special effects were better than the first and still are better than a lot of movies today.

Soundtrack: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10- We have never heard a better soundtrack.

Comedy: 9.5/10- Some very funny scenes with the droids and the Scruffy Nerfherder scene makes me laugh every time.

Overall: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000( we can't fit enough zeroes on page)/10- Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back is the best movie of all time.

Closing comments: If you have not seen this movie stop what you are doing and go to the nearest store that sells movies and go buy it or rent it online right now it is that good of a movie.

Recommended for: If you are human (aliens will like it too) watch the movie. We can't recommend this movie more.


  1. This is a very awesome, awesome, awesome movie! I vote 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%!

    I love that nerf herder scene! :P

    ~Jamie Joyce

  2. This one is a must see!!! I love Lando. He's like the super-fly guy of Star Wars. Ha ha ha!!

    I like ESB over any of the Star Wars films.

  3. I agree best movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. BEST MOVIES EVER! 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10

  5. BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I agree! 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10!!!!!!

    This is coming from the girl who is watching the movie as I type. EPIC!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!!! IT IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D


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