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Disclaimer: I have not read a lot of books so my opinion on books may not be as accurate compared to my opinion on movie, which I have seen many movies. And you have to be at least like Star Wars to like the book. If you haven't seen Star Wars stop what you are doing and go watch Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope right now!
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Note: Although I listened to the audiobook I will say that I "read" the book in the review because it just sounds weird saying that I listened to it. And I am going to review with very few spoilers, only the few chapters if that much.
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We are splitting up the review into two parts.
Part 1: Is this one about the book and a general review.
Part 2: Is about the character especially the new ones like Thrawn and Mara Jade.
Okay now on to the review: First off I just want to say WOW!!! This is first book I actually enjoyed. I have read some books but none of them I enjoyed reading and actually cared about what happened in it. But Heir to the Empire changed that! It was fantastic! I had high hopes going in since this is considered one of, if not the best Star Wars book. The reason I decided to go with the audiobook was that it adds another dimension and I listen to it when I doing things like driving, exercising, ect. I was very surprised by how entertaining listening to it. I listened to the 20th Anniversary Edition by Marc Thompson and I have to say that his impressions of some of the characters were very close to the characters from the movies but more on that later. The story blew me away, one of the best stories of anything Star Wars maybe even better than some of the prequels. If there was an Episode VI (7) this would be it. And the new characters like Thrawn and Mara Jade were fantastic. Now I understand why Thrawn is considered one of the best EU (expanded universe) characters. His brilliant military strategies, which gave him the rank of Grand Admiral, using the knowledge of a culture's art he forms a strategy that almost always succeeds. And Mara Jade is a very interesting character. But knowing her ultimate relationship with Luke kind of spoiled the surprise in the next two books. Although most Star Wars fans know who Mara Jade is I will not give away any spoilers about the character. More about the characters in Part 2.
Author: Timothy Zahn
Genre: Sci-Fi, Star Wars,
Release Date: 1 May 1991
Audiobook Running Time: Around 18 hours
If you want to listen to the audiobook Click Here to check out the playlist but there has only been 6 chapters uploaded out of the 32 in the book.
Here is the first part of audiobook.
Plot: The following plot summery is copied from Wikipedia.com.
Gilad Pellaeon, captain of the Imperial Star Destroyer Chimaera, receives word that an information raid on the Obroa-skai system was successful. A retaliatory strike by an Obroa-skai task force is easily defeated by Pellaeon's superior, Grand Admiral Thrawn. On Coruscant, Obi-Wan Kenobi approaches Luke Skywalker in his sleep to say farewell, sending Luke into depression. Leia Organa Solo, three months pregnant with twins, senses Luke's depression and sends C-3PO to speak with him. On Tatooine, Han Solo and Chewbacca offer legal work to Dravis and his smuggler allies in an attempt to solve the New Republic's shortage on cargo ships; Borsk Fey'lya, a New Republic council member and native Bothan, dismisses this gesture as futile.
On Myrkr, smuggler Talon Karrde and his subordinate, Mara Jade, help Thrawn and Pellaeon obtain several creatures called ysalamiri. Afterward, the Chimaera travels to the Emperor's storehouse on Wayland. On the planet, Thrawn and Pellaeon encounter Joruus C'Baoth, the guardian of the storehouse. The ysalamiri that Thrawn brought with him prevents C'Baoth from using the Force within a short radius; with little choice, C'Baoth offers his services in exchange for two prospective students: Luke and Leia. Thrawn sends a group of Noghri to capture Luke and Leia on Bimmisaari, but the attempt fails. Read the book to know what happens next.
Plot: 10/10- Overall the plot was excellent! Heir to the Empire had new characters, plot twists, suspense, fantastic dialogue, and everything a Star Wars fan would want. I was so infested in the story and characters I didn't want to be over. It was also unpredictable I had no idea what was going to happen next and way the book ties all of the characters fates together was perfect. It also answered a few questions from the Original Trilogy and added a vast universe to expand upon. Heir to the Empire ended with a cliff hanger and I am very excited to know what is going to happen next! Unfortunately the Unabridged 20th Anniversary is the only one of the new Thrawn Trilogy to get a re-mastered audiobook but they coming in June with the other two books read by Marc Thompson, who read this one. As much as it I want to go ahead listen to the old audiobook with not near as good quality of audio and on sound effect or music I am going to hold off and wait for the new. I know if I go with the older one I will kick myself later for not waiting and listening to the better version. The only thing I can say bad about it was the first conversation between Leia and Winter just didn't seem right but other than that the dialogue was perfect.
Audiobook: 10/10- This part of the review is about the audiobook its self. Although this is the first audiobook I have listened from beginning to end. I have listened to parts of other audiobooks and this is one of the best with sound effects, John Williams music, and reading by Marc Thompson. I read a few reviews saying that it was a very good audiobook so I am not the only one who likes it. The sound effects of the blasters, lightsabers, spaceships and the ambient noise of the surroundings really made a mental picture of what would look like just with sounds. You could hear the hum of Luke's lightsaber as he slices through an enemy dispatches a few others. And the Marc Thompson's impression of Han Solo was very good and it sounded very similar to what he really sound likes. His voice for Luke also sounded good. And surprisingly his voice for Lando sounded similar. The only ones that didn't sound right were the female characters. But isn't a real problem since it is a guy narrating the book so I got use to it after a while. The thing that impressed me the most was Thrawn's voice. If he is in The Clone Wars or any movie it will hard to think of him without Marc Thompson's epic voice. He sounded just like you would expect someone like him to sound. The sound in general sucks you into the world and places in the book, especially if you already some about the planets. And John Williams' beyond amazing score added a lot to the overall audiobook. At time it was bone chilling.
Overall: 10/10- I have to give it a perfect Ten. It is the best book I have ever read and the first book I have enjoyed. If you are a Star Wars fan you have to read this or listen to the audiobook but I highly recommend the audiobook. This should be made into a movie or TV series but that is unlikely to happen but it should.
Closing comments: If you are a die heart Star Wars fan you must read (or listen to) this.
Recommended for: Star Wars fans, Sci-Fi fans,
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Top 10 Star Wars Parodies and Blogger Signature.
Before I start with the Top 10 Parodies I want to know if any of my followers would be interested in a guide to the game "Star Wars Knight of the Old Republic"? It is the essential Video Game that every Star Wars fan should play. The story in the game is the best Star Wars story outside of the movies and maybe better than some of the prequels. So please vote and let me know if you want us to write a beginningers guide to the game.
Also I have a new signature. It is a picture of one of favorite Star Wars characters Revan. And this will be at the bottom of every post that I (James) write. Thanks Jamie at Through Two Blue Eyes recommending that I make a signature for my blog posts. The name "James Starslayer" is similar to my Star Wars character’s name "Johnny Starslayer".
Tomorrow I will be posting the book review for Heir to the Empire.
At Number 10: Death Star Windows 7 Parody.
This one needs a little explaining. If you haven't seen the Windows 7 commercials a few years ago when the Windows 7 came out you probably won't get the parody. But I have posted a video of a real Windows 7 commercial below.
At Number 9: Grocery Store Wars (2005)
The Farm is strong with parody. This is re-make of the original Star Wars trilogy with a few food related changes like Ham Solo and Chewbroccoli.
At Number 8: A Clone Halloween: Gurve Meh Teh Carndy!
This one of the famous Lego YouTuber Fancy Pants best video and funniest video.
At Number 7: Star Wars Blu-Ray Changes - New Scenes! More Porkins!
At Number 6: Jimmy Fallon Star Wars Episode III Parody
Although I have never seen anything Jimmy Fallon has done before this or after but this is hilarious.
At Number 5: How Star Wars Should Have Ended.
How Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back Should Have Ended.
How Return of the Jedi Should Have Ended.
At Number 4: Empire Recruitment Film
After watching this I don't how wouldn't want to join the Empire. Except someone named Will.
At Number 3: TROOPS: Star Wars COPS Parody
TROOPS: Star Wars COPS Parody was the first really good Star Wars parody and it is still one of the best.
At Number 2: Star Wars Help Desk
Why are there so many people with the "ID10T" syndrome. You will understand this joke after you watch the video.
At Number 1: The Injured Stormtrooper
This in our option is the funniest Star Wars parody ever. It is well made and most important of all it is hilarious. "Are you sure you aren't dead", "Should we kill" classic lines.
Honorable mention: Pink Five,
What are your favorite Star Wars Parodies?
Check Back Here Tomorrow for "The Heir to the Empire" Book Review!
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Monday, February 20, 2012
5 Movies to Watch if You Like: Star Wars.
This post is a continuation of the "5 Movies to Watch if You Like" series. And is also part of our Star Wars week. If you any ideas for the next post like this please comment. Sorry for not having much of a post yesterday. My computer crashed so I had to use someone else's computer to post and I couldn't comment.
Have you seen any of these movies? Did you like them? Do you plan on seeing them after reading this? Please comment and let us know. Please check back tomorrow for more Star Wars.
Here is a preview of what is to come during Star Wars Week.
Star Wars Heir to the Empire Review
Nightsisters Clone Wars Story Arc Review
Star Wars Original Clone Wars Review
Top 15 Scene from A New Hope
Top 10 Star Wars Parodies
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy is the only movie that even comes close to Star Wars in terms of epicness and amazement. After The Lord of the Rings Trilogy is the best movies ever made. Even if you didn't like Star Wars you have to watch The Lord of the Rings movies. There many similarities between Star Wars Lord of the Rings, which I can't describe without spoiling the plot.
Click on the links below to read our reviews.
Note: The reviews for the Lord of the Rings movies were some of our earlier reviews so they are not near as detailed as our more recent reviews.
The Matrix Trilogy
Warning The Matrix Trilogy is rated "R" but the first Matrix movie is clean except for some profanity so if you can watch a censored verison that would probably be best.
The Matrix also has many similarities and was definitely influenced by Star Wars in that the main character of the movie ,Neo, is thought to be "The Chosen One". The first Matrix was a truly amazing movie and had the most "WOW!" factor since Star Wars. The action scenes in The Matrix are some of the most impressive ever in a movie. The sequels were not near as good the original but are worth checking out if you liked the first one. If you have seen The Matrix movies please tell us because we have not found any Matrix fans on blogger.Click on the links below to read The Matrix reviews.
Indiana Jones Trilogy
Indiana Jones the character is very similar to that of Han Solo since they are both played by Harrison Ford, the greatest actor to ever live, it is no surprise. The Indiana Jones movies are the most action packed movies ever made. If you like Han Solo you have to like Indiana Jones.
Click on the links below to read our reviews.
Note: The reviews for the Indiana Jones movies were some of our earlier reviews so they are not near as detailed as our more recent reviews.
Tron: Legacy
Tron: Legacy is also similar to The Matrix and is heavily influenced by it. But the amazing "Light Disc" fight scenes are very similar to that of Star Wars' Lightsaber duels. And the overall sci-fi adventure element is also like Star Wars.Click on the links below to read our reviews.
Note: The reviews for Tron: Legacy was some of our earlier reviews so they are not near as detailed as our more recent reviews.
We are not "Trekkies" but we have seen some the TV series, we haven't seen any of the other Star Trek movies. Star Trek is not known for great and exciting action scenes but the recent Star Trek changed that with an action packed sci-fi adventure that is more like Star Wars than classic Star Trek. Even if you didn't like the old Star Trek movies and TV series you should like this movie.
Have you seen any of these movies? Did you like them? Do you plan on seeing them after reading this? Please comment and let us know. Please check back tomorrow for more Star Wars.
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Character Discussion: Darth Sidious/Palpatine.
I was part of a Character Discussion at Pandas, Lightsabers and Cameras, oh my!!
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Ben-Hur Review.
The votes are in and the winner is Ben-Hur!
If you have seen the movie please give it any score from 1 to 10.
Cad Bane's chick at Pandas, Lightsabers and Cameras, oh my!! requested that we review old movies and JT/King Valun at The Window on the South requested that we review a "historical fiction" movies so here is the review for Ben-Hur.
We watched Ben-Hur for the first time a few weeks ago.
Directed by: William Wyler
Genre: Adventrue, Classic
Release Date: November 18, 1959 (1959-11-18)
Running Time: 212 minutes
MMPA rating: G
The Good: The chariot race scene was very impressive, Interesting how Ben-Hur's path parallels Christ's path, Great Christian message, The production value of the set and huge size was amazing
The Bad: The hour was painfully slow but the next two and a half hours were good, Terrible romance,
Plot: The following plot summery is copied from Wikipedia.com.
The film's prologue depicts the traditional story of the nativity of Jesus.
In AD 26, Judah Ben-Hur (Charlton Heston) is a wealthy prince and merchant in Jerusalem. Childhood friend Messala (Stephen Boyd), now a tribune, arrives as the new commander of the Roman garrison. Messala believes in the glory of Rome and its imperial power while Ben-Hur is devoted to his faith and the freedom of the Jewish people. Messala asks Ben-Hur for names of Jews who criticize the Romans; Ben-Hur counsels his countrymen against rebellion but refuses to name names.
Ben-Hur lives with his mother Miriam (Martha Scott), and sister Tirzah (Cathy O'Donnell). Their loyal slave Simonides (Sam Jaffe) is preparing for an arranged marriage for his daughter, Esther (Haya Harareet). Ben-Hur gives Esther her freedom as a wedding present, and the audience is shown that Ben-Hur and Esther are in love.
During the parade for new governor of Judea, Valerius Gratus, a tile falls from the roof of Ben-Hur's house. Gratus is thrown from his horse and nearly killed. Although Messala knows it was an accident, he condemns Ben-Hur to the galleys and imprisons his mother and sister. By punishing a known friend and prominent citizen, he hopes to intimidate the Jewish populace. Ben-Hur swears to take revenge. Dying of thirst when his slave gang arrives at Nazareth, Ben-Hur collapses. But a local carpenter (whom the audience realizes is Jesus) gives him water.
After three years as a galley slave, Ben-Hur is assigned to the flagship of Consul Quintus Arrius (Jack Hawkins), who has been charged with destroying a fleet of Macedonian pirates. The commander notices the slave's self-discipline and offers to train him as a gladiator or charioteer, but Ben-Hur declines, declaring that God will aid him. Watch the movie to see what happens next.
Plot: 9.1/10- The plot's pace was really slow but the story was very good,
Action: 6.1/10- Ben-Hur is not an action movie but the chariot race near the end was incredible.
Acting: 8.7/10- Overall the acting was very good.
Special effects: 8.1/10- Although it would not be considered an effect movie today but the stunts required to make the movie were very hard to do at the time the movie was made. But it looks better than a lot of movies today.
Soundtrack: 7.6/10- The soundtrack was good.
Comedy: N/A
Overall: 8.6/10- Overall Ben-Hur is a great classic movie with a great and original story.
Closing comments: Despite its slow start Ben-Hur is worth its 3 and 1/2 hour length.
Recommended for: Epic movie fans, Adventure fans, Christians,
If you have seen the movie please give it any score from 1 to 10.
Cad Bane's chick at Pandas, Lightsabers and Cameras, oh my!! requested that we review old movies and JT/King Valun at The Window on the South requested that we review a "historical fiction" movies so here is the review for Ben-Hur.
We watched Ben-Hur for the first time a few weeks ago.
Directed by: William Wyler
Genre: Adventrue, Classic
Release Date: November 18, 1959 (1959-11-18)
Running Time: 212 minutes
MMPA rating: G
The Good: The chariot race scene was very impressive, Interesting how Ben-Hur's path parallels Christ's path, Great Christian message, The production value of the set and huge size was amazing
The Bad: The hour was painfully slow but the next two and a half hours were good, Terrible romance,
Plot: The following plot summery is copied from Wikipedia.com.
The film's prologue depicts the traditional story of the nativity of Jesus.
In AD 26, Judah Ben-Hur (Charlton Heston) is a wealthy prince and merchant in Jerusalem. Childhood friend Messala (Stephen Boyd), now a tribune, arrives as the new commander of the Roman garrison. Messala believes in the glory of Rome and its imperial power while Ben-Hur is devoted to his faith and the freedom of the Jewish people. Messala asks Ben-Hur for names of Jews who criticize the Romans; Ben-Hur counsels his countrymen against rebellion but refuses to name names.
Ben-Hur lives with his mother Miriam (Martha Scott), and sister Tirzah (Cathy O'Donnell). Their loyal slave Simonides (Sam Jaffe) is preparing for an arranged marriage for his daughter, Esther (Haya Harareet). Ben-Hur gives Esther her freedom as a wedding present, and the audience is shown that Ben-Hur and Esther are in love.
During the parade for new governor of Judea, Valerius Gratus, a tile falls from the roof of Ben-Hur's house. Gratus is thrown from his horse and nearly killed. Although Messala knows it was an accident, he condemns Ben-Hur to the galleys and imprisons his mother and sister. By punishing a known friend and prominent citizen, he hopes to intimidate the Jewish populace. Ben-Hur swears to take revenge. Dying of thirst when his slave gang arrives at Nazareth, Ben-Hur collapses. But a local carpenter (whom the audience realizes is Jesus) gives him water.
After three years as a galley slave, Ben-Hur is assigned to the flagship of Consul Quintus Arrius (Jack Hawkins), who has been charged with destroying a fleet of Macedonian pirates. The commander notices the slave's self-discipline and offers to train him as a gladiator or charioteer, but Ben-Hur declines, declaring that God will aid him. Watch the movie to see what happens next.
Plot: 9.1/10- The plot's pace was really slow but the story was very good,
Action: 6.1/10- Ben-Hur is not an action movie but the chariot race near the end was incredible.
Acting: 8.7/10- Overall the acting was very good.
Special effects: 8.1/10- Although it would not be considered an effect movie today but the stunts required to make the movie were very hard to do at the time the movie was made. But it looks better than a lot of movies today.
Soundtrack: 7.6/10- The soundtrack was good.
Comedy: N/A
Overall: 8.6/10- Overall Ben-Hur is a great classic movie with a great and original story.
Closing comments: Despite its slow start Ben-Hur is worth its 3 and 1/2 hour length.
Recommended for: Epic movie fans, Adventure fans, Christians,
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